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    Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive
    Posted Mar 10th 2009 10:45AM by TMZ Staff

    Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity.



    Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

    p.s. -- he's 69 (in human years).

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    Chuck Norris is gonna roundhouse kick your ass for posting this.

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    pornhub.com has a tribute thing for MJ at the top of page. I can't even jerk off without being bombarded by the bastard.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Chuck Norris is gonna roundhouse kick your ass for posting this.
    damn... if there is one person older than sarge it's chuck norris... chuck would break his hip taking a step forward to round house him...

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    http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

    pretty much speaks for itself

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    If chuck norris is running late... time better slow the fuck down

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    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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    The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.

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    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

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    Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.

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