Child Custody Case in Charlotte

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CHARLOTTE, NC
(AP) - A seven-year-old Charlotte, North Carolina boy was
at the center of a Mecklenburg County courtroom drama yesterday when he
challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history
of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody
to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations
requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy
surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than
his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out
they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate
family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life
among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check
legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge
granted temporary custody to the Carolina Panthers, whom the boy firmly
believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[FSANE]

That joke suppose to imply to Miami dolphins.

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Apply, maybe?

[FSANE]

You exactly what I mean.

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know, maybe?

[FSANE]

know, maybe?

Shut up


I am typing in my phone.

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[pecha]

@ the joke and you guys

[FSANE]

We put the ONE in the LSONE.com


Corny???

Well, FUCK YOU THEN.

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If you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!

[pecha]

We put the ONE in the LSONE.com


Corny???

Well, FUCK YOU THEN.

[FSANE]

WE as we are one big LS1 family. Well except that schmuck that drives a 3rd gen.

Got that, you immigrant?

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WE as we are one big LS1 family. Well except that schmuck that drives a 3rd gen.

Got that, you immigrant?

So what if I drive a third gen and am also an immigrant... I haven't hit the third strike.


(being a homo)

[FSANE]

You are not a immigrant, are you?

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You are not a immigrant, are you?

I am

[FSANE]

I am

where from?

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where from?

Cuba. I'm actually burn's troll account, undetectable by sarge due to my 1337 hacking skillz.

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Seriously though, Great Britain.

[FSANE]

Seriously though, Great Britain.

oh really mate?

You know whats funny? Before I came here, I had an English instructor teaching me English and I had an English accent. Now, even if I tried, I can't accomplish that accent anymore.

[jrc1122]

CHARLOTTE, NC
(AP) - A seven-year-old Charlotte, North Carolina boy was
at the center of a Mecklenburg County courtroom drama yesterday when he
challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history
of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody
to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations
requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy
surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than
his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out
they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate
family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life
among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check
legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge
granted temporary custody to the Carolina Panthers, whom the boy firmly
believes are not capable of beating anyone.

As a Carolina Panther fan, I can even find the humor in that. LOL