Arse Kicking.

[levityinc3]

Yesterday I was headed to band practice on First Avenue. A fairly busy street here in Evansville with a speed limit of 35mph. So I was driving along and I checked my mirrors and see this guy in a green Buick; 1995ish. He's weaving in and out of traffic, tailgating, acting like a real douche. These are the people I mess with. He gets ahead of me in the other lane. You know when one tailgates someone in a lane, and the other lane is blocked by a car, then he believes the other lane is travelling faster, but really isn't, and they quickly change lanes and tailgate the new guy? Well he pulled this move going from left lane to the right, in front of me. As soon as he got over the car in front of the car in front of him makes a right hand turn, causing him to slow. I make a ricer lane change and speed up before he has time to change lanes. As soon as I pass him he is on my ass. I get past a car on my right, and get into the lane on the right. Ahead there is construction in the right hand lane, and the green Buick is tailgating me. He's so close to me that I am sure he can't see far down the road, therefore I wait until I am VERY close to the signs and orange barrels to get over, and squeeze in between two cars. He is forced to slam on his brakes and wait for a couple cars. He did not enjoy this.

A bit further down the road he catches up to me and is tailgating me again. I give him a brake check and he slams on his brakes. He hated this. He gets back on my ass and starts flicking me off and waving some sort of metal object around and screaming. I respond by going about 20mph. There were cars to our left, so he couldn't get around, not that I would let him anyways. He was infuriated. So we get to a light, and he's still on my ass. He gets out of his car with a cigarette in one hand, and metal object in the other. I see this all through my mirror. He gets about halfway, screaming saying "I'll fuck you up punk," and decides to go back to his car, and rev his engine. The light turns green, and he guns it, and then realizes that I was not moving, slamming on his brakes again. Surrounding traffic is going and we're just sitting there at this light. Screaming, cussing, threatening; it was hilarious. He was livid.

So I start to go and the street I need to turn on was coming up on the right. I figured he was going to follow me to my destination, so fucking with him was the best idea until my arrival. I was going 30mph and I decided to not put on my turn signal to give the illusion that I was going to keep going straight, taking the turn fast. I make the turn. I look back in my mirror and quickly think, oh I guess I tricked him. But no. He realizes that I was turning about mid way through his tailgating and goes for it. He crashes into the curb and FLIES into this guy's lawn on the corner. He didn't stop throughout this entire escapade and tears off this guys lawn back into the street, bumper dragging. He's back on my ass, and then turns left onto a street suddenly. I continue up one more street to my destination. I tell my bandmate this, and she is cracking up, and says, "hey let's take my car and see if we can find him." So we go back one street and see him a block down, in (what I assume is) his driveway laying under the front of his car, with his fat wife standing there looking pissed off. His wife must have been inside, because she wasn't in the car when this went down. It was absolutely hilarious.

Sorry for the long-ass story, but it was an epic experience. I'm sure I'm going to take shit from a lot of the whinier people on here, but the guy was driving like an asshole, and I simply put him in his place; and made him look like a retard.

[issues]

sounds fun!!

[levityinc3]

sounds fun!!

Most fun I've had since I moved down here haha.

[pecha]

1. his wife was in the backseat all dialed in, he was trying to rush her to the hospital
2. he had a gun, you were _this_ close to dying

do you feel better now

[levityinc3]

1. his wife was in the backseat all dialed in, he was trying to rush her to the hospital
2. he had a gun, you were _this_ close to dying

do you feel better now

He was the only one in the car. His fat ass wife was probably at home watching Judge Judy.

He obviously did not have a gun, he had a metal object, somewhat resembling a long wrench. Thank you for your useless input.

[c5z28]

Sounds like good times, should have wrote down his plate and gave it to the neighbor who's lawn he tore up

[levityinc3]

Sounds like good times, should have wrote down his plate and gave it to the neighbor who's lawn he tore up

Haha. I actually did that. I guess the guy came back to the tore-up-lawn-guy's before I did and said he'd pay for whatever damage there was.

[c5z28]

Ahh shit he took all the fun out it. Now that you know where he lives-

[levityinc3]

Ahh shit he took all the fun out it. Now that you know where he lives-

Zackly. Got a look at his other vehicles, too.

[0rion]

Yesterday I was headed to band practice on First Avenue. A fairly busy street here in Evansville with a speed limit of 35mph. So I was driving along and I checked my mirrors and see this guy in a green Buick; 1995ish. He's weaving in and out of traffic, tailgating, acting like a real douche. These are the people I mess with. He gets ahead of me in the other lane. You know when one tailgates someone in a lane, and the other lane is blocked by a car, then he believes the other lane is travelling faster, but really isn't, and they quickly change lanes and tailgate the new guy? Well he pulled this move going from left lane to the right, in front of me. As soon as he got over the car in front of the car in front of him makes a right hand turn, causing him to slow. I make a ricer lane change and speed up before he has time to change lanes. As soon as I pass him he is on my ass. I get past a car on my right, and get into the lane on the right. Ahead there is construction in the right hand lane, and the green Buick is tailgating me. He's so close to me that I am sure he can't see far down the road, therefore I wait until I am VERY close to the signs and orange barrels to get over, and squeeze in between two cars. He is forced to slam on his brakes and wait for a couple cars. He did not enjoy this.

A bit further down the road he catches up to me and is tailgating me again. I give him a brake check and he slams on his brakes. He hated this. He gets back on my ass and starts flicking me off and waving some sort of metal object around and screaming. I respond by going about 20mph. There were cars to our left, so he couldn't get around, not that I would let him anyways. He was infuriated. So we get to a light, and he's still on my ass. He gets out of his car with a cigarette in one hand, and metal object in the other. I see this all through my mirror. He gets about halfway, screaming saying "I'll fuck you up punk," and decides to go back to his car, and rev his engine. The light turns green, and he guns it, and then realizes that I was not moving, slamming on his brakes again. Surrounding traffic is going and we're just sitting there at this light. Screaming, cussing, threatening; it was hilarious. He was livid.

So I start to go and the street I need to turn on was coming up on the right. I figured he was going to follow me to my destination, so fucking with him was the best idea until my arrival. I was going 30mph and I decided to not put on my turn signal to give the illusion that I was going to keep going straight, taking the turn fast. I make the turn. I look back in my mirror and quickly think, oh I guess I tricked him. But no. He realizes that I was turning about mid way through his tailgating and goes for it. He crashes into the curb and FLIES into this guy's lawn on the corner. He didn't stop throughout this entire escapade and tears off this guys lawn back into the street, bumper dragging. He's back on my ass, and then turns left onto a street suddenly. I continue up one more street to my destination. I tell my bandmate this, and she is cracking up, and says, "hey let's take my car and see if we can find him." So we go back one street and see him a block down, in a driveway laying under the front of his car, with his fat wife standing there looking pissed off. It was absolutely hilarious.

Sorry for the long-ass story, but it was an epic experience. I'm sure I'm going to take shit from a lot of the whinier people on here, but the guy was driving like an asshole, and I simply put him in his place; and made him look like a retard.

He was the only one in the car. His fat ass wife was probably at home watching Judge Judy.

He obviously did not have a gun, he had a metal object, somewhat resembling a long wrench. Thank you for your useless input.

let me be the first.....

[levityinc3]

Orion. Are you claiming I made that up? Jesus Christ if I could make stories like that up I would be selling novels.

[0rion]

I'm just pointing out an inconsistency in the story. Whether it's made up or not who knows....... I'm just saying.

[levityinc3]

I'm just pointing out an inconsistency in the story. Whether it's made up or not who knows....... I'm just saying.

State the inconsistencies, and I shall admonish.

It was difficult trying to explain the movements of the cars and whatnot.

[levityinc3]

Oh, I just saw the other bold print. I'm assuming his fat ass wife was inside watching Judge Judy haha. The driveway he pulled into (I'm assuming) was his own. He was definitely alone. My bandmate and I drove by a couple times that day, by chance, and the car was still parked there, so I'm pretty sure it's his house.

[0rion]

nevermind..... I guess it could've been his driveway he was in. I thought it was a random driveway. On with your story.

[levityinc3]

nevermind..... I guess it could've been his driveway he was in. I thought it was a random driveway. On with your story.

Sorry mate, I'll edit in that it is (most likely) his house.

[0rion]

maybe she was the reason he was rushing home......

[c5z28]

maybe she was the reason he was rushing home......

Yah he wanted to get on that sea cows ass

[levityinc3]

maybe she was the reason he was rushing home......

I have a feeling he's just an asshole. If I was driving during a state of emergency I'd turn on my hazards and call the cops, then drive like an asshole. I know for a fact he did neither. If he had informed the cops of his emergency then he would have had an escort and/or I would have been arrested by now, because I know for a fact he had my license plate number.

[levityinc3]

Yah he wanted to get on that sea cows ass

Yeah dude, she was hawt. Probably a lean 450.