humorous email...

**0rion** · 03-31-2011, 03:03 PM

any of you guys got this email yet?

Aaron, my neighbor, is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine, "guns should be banned", etc.).

So last week I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party. The sign wasn't up more than an hour before he called the police and wanted them to make me take down the sign.

Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not their job to take such action without a court order and that he had to file a complaint "downtown" first, which would be
Reviewed by the city attorney to see if it violated any city, county, or state ordinances. If there was a violation, a court order would be sent to the offending party (me) to remove the sign within seven days.

After several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal (by a quarter of an inch) and there was nothing the city could do, which obviously made him madder.

I tried to smooth things over by inviting him to go shooting with me and my friends at the hunt club, but that seemed to make him even more angry. I then asked him if he wanted to go to a Tea Party rally but again he declined my outreach efforts to bring about a better understanding between political and social opponents.

I am at a loss how to reconcile our long relationship (notice I did not say friendship). Any suggestions would be welcome.

Anyway, that's life in our neck of the woods, how's about yours?

**dav-02ws6-m6** · 03-31-2011, 03:43 PM

haha epic.

**KahanaReef** · 03-31-2011, 03:46 PM

**0rion** · 03-31-2011, 04:27 PM

just like all the emails I suspect that's a photoshop....I see little issues with it. Still comical though.

**chuckie669** · 03-31-2011, 04:44 PM

Oldie but goodie. Never seen the front of sarges house before.

**cuervo25_1** · 03-31-2011, 10:27 PM

I TRIPLE dog dare you to really make a sign like that and put it in your yard Orion

I would but the neighbors on either side of me are armed

**BLK2KSS** · 03-31-2011, 10:41 PM

hahaha, nice! Ive yet to see this one

**Smittro** · 04-01-2011, 03:19 AM

I think it's funny how the anti-person feels free to display their 1st amendment rights..

But get flustered when someone else uses their 1st amendment rights aswell, whom just so happens to also own guns..

Stinks of left wing hipocrisy, and also points out in so many words why PC is a failure...

***SMWS6TA*** · 04-01-2011, 12:39 PM

Yeah I've seen it.

Anybody see the one that had a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch" after hurricane Rita that said "We shoot all looters!"

**pewter Z28** · 04-02-2011, 02:49 PM

i love it thats great everyone has the right town and shoot what ever the hell they want in my eyes than god that crap has not hit hillbilly us bismarck nd