Gun Joke

[CJREX]

A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman.

He hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a 12 ga. shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."

[Darren P]

I carry a Glock 23 everyday and someone at work once asked me if I was scared of something, I said what the hell should I be scared of, I've got a gun.

[bluehawk2000]

I carry a Glock 23 everyday and someone at work once asked me if I was scared of something, I said what the hell should I be scared of, I've got a gun.

Yea I carry a xdm .40 cal and people ask me why I carry it, I tell them I would rather be over prepared then under.

[JwMonE99]

I rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6

[az gt eater]

A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman.

He hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a 12 ga. shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."

that's hilarious