got offered a bj by a dude...

**predator** · 05-20-2006, 07:51 AM

so im sitting here on the net and get an IM.... im thinking its a girl.... its not...

here is the conversation, names have been changed to protect the dick sucking

kill: nice pic!
predator1082: thank you...
predator1082: who might you be?
predator1082: and where did you find my pic?
kill: under member directory
predator1082: where you from?
kill: tx
kill: passing through to maryland
kill: in Lonoke now
predator1082: ok
predator1082: so your giong to maryland, but you in lonoke...
predator1082: are you staying with ppl you know
kill: nope...just had to stop to take a break
predator1082: staying in a hotel?
kill: yes
predator1082: how long you been there just one night?
kill: just got here actually
kill: but yeah
kill: one nightd
predator1082: you have no profile data you suck
kill: what would you like to know?
predator1082: how old you are
kill: 29
predator1082: what your doing going to maryland...
predator1082: i was looking for a pic of course
kill: school
kill: its not there?
predator1082: link me
kill: www.myspace.com/xxxxxxxxxx
predator1082: so are you just looking for ppl in the area?
predator1082: so your mike?
kill: welll....im not gay. but i am semi-bi. and i like your pic and was wondering if you'd like to get together for awhile
kill: yes
kill: mike
predator1082: well im like not at ALLLLLL bi...
predator1082: sooo if your looking for anything in that area.... its a negetron
kill: thats cool. i had the urge to give some head...thats all.
kill: sorry to bother you
predator1082: not a problem
kill: just so you know tho...NO STRINGS. CUM-N-Go
predator1082: sorry man...
predator1082: i wouldnt even be able to get it up...
predator1082: and i dont know any gays... sooo cant help you out
predator1082: if you wanted to give head y didnt you search for gay ppl
predator1082: ?
kill: i dont want a gay guy...
kill: its hard to explain
kill: i am very straight
predator1082: you would have more luck with one
kill: i just like to give head once in awhile...
predator1082: i dont know if i consider that VERY straight
kill: its all good
kill: like i said
kill: its weird
predator1082: i would have to agree with you on that
kill: a comedian once said, "being bi is great! you get to hang out with you friends and drink beers, watch football....AND get blowjobs"
predator1082: but your not bi
predator1082: i mean i can see the percs....
predator1082: but im just not
kill: thats cool
predator1082: the only head ill be getting from a dude will be the head on my beer that a bar tender hands me

WTF? odd... and my killer radar chirped a few times.... the conversation we on a lil more but nothing exciting...

-me

meanZ97 · 05-20-2006, 07:57 AM

thats odd.........

**KyleLs1** · 05-20-2006, 08:05 AM

predator1082: so your mike?

that should have been the end of the conversation right there

**Aerialist** · 05-20-2006, 09:13 AM

BadBlueBird* · 05-20-2006, 09:30 AM

That conversation was way too long, once you knew his intent..you should have ended it!

**Bigrus** · 05-20-2006, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by predator

so im sitting here on the net and get an IM.... im thinking its a girl.... its not...

here is the conversation, names have been changed to protect the dick sucking

kill: nice pic!
predator1082: thank you...
predator1082: who might you be?
predator1082: and where did you find my pic?
kill: under member directory
predator1082: where you from?
kill: tx
kill: passing through to maryland
kill: in Lonoke now
predator1082: ok
predator1082: so your giong to maryland, but you in lonoke...
predator1082: are you staying with ppl you know
kill: nope...just had to stop to take a break
predator1082: staying in a hotel?
kill: yes
predator1082: how long you been there just one night?
kill: just got here actually
kill: but yeah
kill: one nightd
predator1082: you have no profile data you suck
kill: what would you like to know?
predator1082: how old you are
kill: 29
predator1082: what your doing going to maryland...
predator1082: i was looking for a pic of course
kill: school
kill: its not there?
predator1082: link me
kill: www.myspace.com/xxxxxxxxxx
predator1082: so are you just looking for ppl in the area?
predator1082: so your mike?
kill: welll....im not gay. but i am semi-bi. and i like your pic and was wondering if you'd like to get together for awhile
kill: yes
kill: mike
predator1082: well im like not at ALLLLLL bi...
predator1082: sooo if your looking for anything in that area.... its a negetron
kill: thats cool. i had the urge to give some head...thats all.
kill: sorry to bother you
predator1082: not a problem
kill: just so you know tho...NO STRINGS. CUM-N-Go
predator1082: sorry man...
predator1082: i wouldnt even be able to get it up...
predator1082: and i dont know any gays... sooo cant help you out
predator1082: if you wanted to give head y didnt you search for gay ppl
predator1082: ?
kill: i dont want a gay guy...
kill: its hard to explain
kill: i am very straight
predator1082: you would have more luck with one
kill: i just like to give head once in awhile...
predator1082: i dont know if i consider that VERY straight
kill: its all good
kill: like i said
kill: its weird
predator1082: i would have to agree with you on that
kill: a comedian once said, "being bi is great! you get to hang out with you friends and drink beers, watch football....AND get blowjobs"
predator1082: but your not bi
predator1082: i mean i can see the percs....
predator1082: but im just not
kill: thats cool
predator1082: the only head ill be getting from a dude will be the head on my beer that a bar tender hands me
Kill: I will lie and say you have a really huge penis....you sure you dont want to hook up?
Predator1082: Meet me at the mcdonalds near your hotel. No cameras and call me Dirk diggler
Kill: OMW Dirk!

WTF? odd... and my killer radar chirped a few times.... the conversation we on a lil more but nothing exciting...

-me

**third_shift|studios** · 05-20-2006, 10:15 AM

dude, head is head...you shoulda done it

01LS1 · 05-20-2006, 11:42 AM

Have you no shame...I would have never admitted anything like that on any board...you must like BJs regardless of who's giving it!!!

**Aerialist** · 05-20-2006, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by dipherentdesign

dude, head is head...you shoulda done it

**Danger731** · 05-20-2006, 02:42 PM

dude your bi curious

**indiana hawk** · 05-20-2006, 03:29 PM

What's the chances that was Clay Aiken? I heard on the Stern Show that he trolls for guys on the internet. Hey, you could have had an american idol singing into your microphone. Ha Ha. Coulda, woulda, shoulda?

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-20-2006, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by BadBlueBird*

That conversation was way too long, once you knew his intent..you should have ended it!

zleeper z · 05-20-2006, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by BadBlueBird*

That conversation was way too long, once you knew his intent..you should have ended it!

What were you thinking about when you were talking to this sick fuck for that long?

**predator** · 05-21-2006, 06:38 AM

noooo if i were gay i would have been getting blown last night instead of partying with a girl and then sleeping in her guest bed room...

i continued the conversation because im not a friggin homophobe... i thought it was funny more than anything so i let it go on for a lil while till he started telling me about hit first bj... then i was like thats enough and ended the conversation...

-me

**whoa guy** · 05-21-2006, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by predator

noooo if i were gay i would have been getting blown last night instead of partying with a girl and then sleeping in her guest bed room...

-me

am i the only one not wondering why you were not sleeping in HER bed with HER?

**Hi-Po** · 05-21-2006, 11:14 AM

no, i thought the same thing right as the words read.... "and then sleeping in her guest bedroom."

**predator** · 05-21-2006, 03:19 PM

because the invitation did not arise... i would have rather been in her bed, but she keeps her head on straight when she is drunk... its a curse, but im used to it...

-me

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-21-2006, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by predator

noooo if i were gay i would have been sleeping in her guest bed room...
-me

Heh....fixed it

**predator** · 05-21-2006, 09:22 PM

blue balls moved from an acute disease to a chronic health concern with me long ago... a lil case of not getting any is no big deal with me... my doctor recommended a self help type group.... ok so not so much a group as me and some porn... but ive noticed it really has been helping with the inflamation...

-me