Beotches and hos

**CaptainCaveMan** · 02-23-2007, 05:00 AM

So i met a chick last night at a drive-up window of a local fast food place. I was pimpin' in my camaro and as i'm sitting there waiting for my food to be cooked (or scrapped off the floor) the woman working there very excitedly asks me:

"Is that a corvette?"

I informed her it was a camaro. She looked disappointed after that and didn't talk to me anymore. WTF?!? I wonder what would happen if i drove up there tomorrow with my vette. She had the face of a mutated rat but her body wasn't that bad.

I told the wife about it and she just rolled her eyes. Oh well.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-23-2007, 05:39 AM

LMAO

what year is ur camaro?

**Modulistic** · 02-23-2007, 05:52 AM

thats when you have a vietnam flashback, scream "fire in the hole" and depth charge your soda back into the window

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-23-2007, 06:01 AM

lmoa

Depth Charge in Vietnam ?

**SleeperC5** · 02-23-2007, 06:17 AM

obviously she wanted to...... sucky, sucky... me luv you long tine in you corbette !!

**eddierox** · 02-23-2007, 07:36 AM

Yeah I mean babes will throw the p***y at you faster than you can say take it off.

I mean what were you gonna do?
Get some head off a mutated rat without the ever omni-present wifey knowing about it?

So whats up with this thread?

**SexOnWheels** · 02-23-2007, 07:59 AM

Rat girl has her standards I guess.

**cujo** · 02-23-2007, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

LMAO

what year is ur camaro?

And your Corvette?

**SleeperC5** · 02-23-2007, 08:22 AM

CaptainCaveMan is RICH !! Be-ootch !!! He's got a camaro, Vette, wife and mutalated rat faced g/f with a hot body !!

**eddierox** · 02-23-2007, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

Rat girl has her standards I guess.

I would be a liar to say I never got it with a rat girl.

**rbob93** · 02-23-2007, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by CaptainCaveMan

I told the wife about it and she just rolled her eyes. Oh well.

Like this??

**SleeperC5** · 02-23-2007, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by rbob93

Like this??

**Sarge** · 02-23-2007, 10:12 AM

Damn CCC...son!
When a mutated rat face nice body dipshit ask you if your F-Body is a Vette you reply....yes and I need a BJ while I am waiting on my food please. Come on man!
Altogether class!!!!
This is my Vette and this is my Johnson. I drive the Vette and you blow my Johnson you rat faced tight assed food serving slut.

**SleeperC5** · 02-23-2007, 10:35 AM

This is my Vette and this is my Johnson. I drive the Vette and you blow my Johnson you rat faced tight assed food serving slut.

**Modulistic** · 02-23-2007, 10:54 AM

you should have hit it

**eddierox** · 02-23-2007, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Modulistic

you should have hit it

Well done .. bravo ...

I think this calls for a reduction in your warning levels ...

**Modulistic** · 02-23-2007, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by eddierox

Well done .. bravo ...

I think this calls for a reduction in your warning levels ...

yeah good luck with that. ive been campaigning on that platform for 180 days now.

**SleeperC5** · 02-23-2007, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Modulistic

you should have hit it

**SexOnWheels** · 02-23-2007, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Modulistic

Well done!

I never knew CCC has a double chin?

**98-LS1** · 02-23-2007, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Damn CCC...son!
When a mutated rat face nice body dipshit ask you if your F-Body is a Vette you reply....yes and I need a BJ while I am waiting on my food please. Come on man!
Altogether class!!!!
This is my Vette and this is my Johnson. I drive the Vette and you blow my Johnson you rat faced tight assed food serving slut.

Damnit Sarge, your gonna give me a heart attack with your crazy ass off the wall remarks!

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