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05-10-2007, 10:05 AM #1O U 8 1 2
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on the phone with a dell tech...
*indian accent*
tech: Hello can hep you...
Spaz: What?
tech: can you you...
Spaz: No... it's "How can i help you..." (at this point i think of the jerky boys)
tech: ok...
Spaz: oh for christ... i fucking pressed one for english... where the hell are you at?
tech: i'm at work
Spaz: no you illiterate retard. what country are you from...
tech: oh. i am in india...
Spaz: well isn't that great. how much do they pay you an hour?
tech: i can no ttalk about that sir.
Spaz: can you fix my computer?
tech: yes i *i cut him off before he can finish*
Spaz: no you can't because my computer is in america. your stupid ass is in india... the enswer is no...no you can not fix my fucking compute...
*hangs up phone*
isn't it fucking great that companies like dell won't hire americans that need jobs and hire so stupid fuck that can hardly speak english instead?
hey dell and every company like you... FUCK YOU... FUCK your family... die...
Last edited by Spaz; 05-10-2007 at 10:27 AM. Reason: can't spell due to being pissed off...
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05-10-2007, 10:07 AM #2The Herpes of LS1.com
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I raced Michael Dell once. he won.
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05-10-2007, 10:09 AM #3Member
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Black Hardtop- 01 NHRA Formula
It is because that is a job americans do not want to do.
just like driving a big rig.
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05-10-2007, 10:11 AM #4O U 8 1 2
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Originally Posted by Scanlamp
i was a truck driver for 8 years and loved it... yeah... people want thoes jobs... infact... they should be offered as an alternate to welfare...
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05-10-2007, 10:18 AM #5MY SON'S A RICER!
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This is real simple SPAZ. Write Dell an email, telling them, you will no longer buy thier products because of thier hiring policy.......DONE
2000TA, ARCTIC WHITE, 6 SPD
ALL THE USUAL STUFF
A MILE HIGH & A SECOND SLOWER
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05-10-2007, 10:23 AM #6Member
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You watch, 10years from now all the trucks will not have american drivers operating them. Originally Posted by Spaz
i was a truck driver for 8 years and loved it... yeah... people want thoes jobs... infact... they should be offered as an alternate to welfare...
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05-10-2007, 10:26 AM #7O U 8 1 2
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i wouldn't doubt it... then the driving fatality rate will climax... Originally Posted by Scanlamp
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05-10-2007, 11:00 AM #8Peckerhead
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http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html
made me think of this
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05-10-2007, 11:11 AM #9O U 8 1 2
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Originally Posted by Knighthawk LS1
to the fucking tee... damn it!!!
Spaz vs DELL... results =
ARGH!!! FUCKERS!!!
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05-10-2007, 11:16 AM #10Peckerhead
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Originally Posted by Spaz
to the fucking tee... damn it!!!
Spaz vs DELL... results =
ARGH!!! FUCKERS!!!
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05-10-2007, 11:16 AM #11Senior Member
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If that's really how you talked to them then you're pretty much an ass. There's no reason to be a jerk to them, they're only trying to pay bills just like the rest of us.
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05-10-2007, 11:21 AM #12O U 8 1 2
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no... i fucking pressed "1" for english... i want some one who speaks english with out a forgien accent... i want an american... not some dumb shit who can't understand me and who i can not understand trying to solve a problem... i'll do my best to get them all fired untill some one starts working there that speaks a hell of a lot better english... Originally Posted by DanWS6
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05-10-2007, 12:16 PM #132nd last of the lt1s EVAR
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Originally Posted by Knighthawk LS1
oh shit thats awesome 
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05-10-2007, 12:27 PM #14Visualize°Design°Create
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fucking funny as hell!!! hahahahahaha...
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05-10-2007, 01:46 PM #15Member
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Reminds me of this...
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05-10-2007, 01:49 PM #16down in it
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thats fuckin awesome Originally Posted by turby
Reminds me of this...
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05-10-2007, 02:11 PM #17Senior Member
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That's not the reason..plenty of people would love to sit on their ass all day and answer tech questions. The problem with outsourcing is that companies don't want to pay/hire americans to do the job for $18/hr when they can pay/hire some raghead in India $10/hr to do the same thing. Originally Posted by Scanlamp
Now if we're talking about mexicans picking strawberries...then hell yea americans don't wanna do that shit.
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05-10-2007, 02:14 PM #18Senior Member
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LMFAO, I was planning on buying a 30" monitor from them until the rep asked me if I CURRENTLY HAD a monitor on my laptop. Not only is it a laptop and I was wanting an external monitor for movie viewing, we were using ONLINE CHAT. Needless to say, I ended the chat session and went with a 37" Vizio for 3/4 the price of the 30" Dell. Originally Posted by Spaz
*indian accent*
tech: Hello can hep you...
Spaz: What?
tech: can you you...
Spaz: No... it's "How can i help you..." (at this point i think of the jerky boys)
tech: ok...
Spaz: oh for christ... i fucking pressed one for english... where the hell are you at?
tech: i'm at work
Spaz: no you illiterate retard. what country are you from...
tech: oh. i am in india...
Spaz: well isn't that great. how much do they pay you an hour?
tech: i can no ttalk about that sir.
Spaz: can you fix my computer?
tech: yes i *i cut him off before he can finish*
Spaz: no you can't because my computer is in america. your stupid ass is in india... the enswer is no...no you can not fix my fucking compute...
*hangs up phone*
isn't it fucking great that companies like dell won't hire americans that need jobs and hire so stupid fuck that can hardly speak english instead?
hey dell and every company like you... FUCK YOU... FUCK your family... die...
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05-10-2007, 02:16 PM #19Senior Member
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God damn they really pissed you off. I'd be ready to go all megaton on them too though. Originally Posted by Spaz
to the fucking tee... damn it!!!
Spaz vs DELL... results =
ARGH!!! FUCKERS!!!
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05-10-2007, 02:17 PM #20Senior Member
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Thanks for my new desktop. Originally Posted by turby
Reminds me of this...
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