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05-18-2007, 04:31 AM #1
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
the Sportsman's Double
Bob had a long day at work and decided to hit the bar before returning to his melancholy household of sexual deprevity and over bearing kids. While at the bar, a beautiful woman, significantly older than him sat next to him and sparked a discussion. Soon things turned sexual and Bob couldn't belive he was having a conversation like this with a much older woman. She finally asked "have you ever had a Sportsman's Double?" "I'll just stick to Jack n Coke, thanks," said Bob. The woman leaned in and explained that a Sportsman's Double is a mother-daughter threesome.
Bob sat there confussed and excited and figured to break the norm and go for it. The two of them adjurned to her condo not far from the bar-Bob's heart pounding in his throat. The woman told Bob to sit on the bed and get comfortable, then headed for the stairs, turned on the light and screamed to the second floor "hey mom...YOU STILL AWAKE?!"
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05-18-2007, 04:48 AM #2
that's just WRONG.... funny, but wrong.
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05-18-2007, 05:13 AM #3
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this has nitrox written all over it!!! good stuff!!!
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05-18-2007, 11:07 AM #4
I knew that was comin
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