Nursing Home situation

[SiggyZ]

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.

The old man looked over and said to the old lady, I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.'

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, 'For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life.'

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse.

She pulls out a wrinkled $20 and holds it up.

' So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,' says the old man.

'Get serious.' she said, 'Four times in the rocker.'

[FuhBreezeE]

Too funny!

[DanWS6]

[djvaly]

bwahahhaha nice!