best way to mess with sombodys car

**apple123** · 12-01-2006, 02:58 PM

well my xgf's new boyfriend egged my car last night

so i was wondering if anybody knows anything good i can do to his car

**86 IROC-Z** · 12-01-2006, 03:10 PM

calling the cops will give way more satisfaction and hurt him more than anytihn you do to his car.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 12-01-2006, 03:10 PM

Anywhere that you spray "Easy-off" oven cleaner on his paint, the paint is going to come off

*Edit* Do you have any witnesses that or proof that he did it, cuz calling the cops would be a much better solution like he suggested.

**s99ta** · 12-01-2006, 03:13 PM

what kind of car is it? i personally think messing with someone else's car is not right but you got to do what you got to do! put a lot of rocks in his muffler, take a shit and smash it in to the fresh air cowl for the heating/air so it smells like shit when ever he runs it.

**bodyman5000** · 12-01-2006, 03:24 PM

i got plenty of ideas that you could use but I don't know what kind of car it is so I don't want to tell you any really good ones...but..

Although I do remember something we did to one of our FRIENDS cars when we were in High School. We snuck up on his house late at night with lots of sticks of butter and multiple rolls of Saran Wrap. It takes two guys but you can rub the butter all over his car and then wrap it.

It didn't hurt the car but he said it was the hardest thing to clean. ha ha.

If you really want to f it up just get out the old BFH.

I could total most cars in about 5 minutes with one of my favorite body hammers.

**Sarge** · 12-01-2006, 03:24 PM

Vandalism is for cowards and pussies.

**FSANE** · 12-01-2006, 03:26 PM

Find a local Gang. Ask them if they have a Murder Weapon, tell them you will hide it.

Once you get it, hide it in his car and called the cops and tell them you saw the car leaving a murder scene or something.

**apple123** · 12-01-2006, 03:30 PM

im not sure what kind it is...i just know its some little POS car...im tying to find something to do that he cant directly relate to me doing

**bodyman5000** · 12-01-2006, 03:31 PM

BTW.......as Sarge said it is f'd up to do that to somebody's car but more importantly in life if you are going to commit a crime...

DON'T TELL ANYONE OR SOLICIT IDEAS ABOUT HOW TO DO IT!!!!!
ESPECIALLY ON THE INTERNET.

If the guy hated his car and found out you posted this message on the internet he could jack it up himself and blame you. NOT GOOD

sorry about the yelling

On the other hand, some of my most lucrative bodywork jobs have been crowbar jobs on people's cars. Had one GMC pickup that somebody was SERIOUSLY pissed at and took a crowbar to it. I got paid 110 hours for about 8 hours of work...liked that one

don't hate me cuz I'm fast

plus the thing was straight as an arrow when it was done

better than stock as a matter of fact. GM SUCKS at paint

**bodyman5000** · 12-01-2006, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by apple123

im not sure what kind it is...i just know its some little POS car...im tying to find something to do that he cant directly relate to me doing

oh good you are online..see above

**bodyman5000** · 12-01-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by FSANE

Find a local Gang. Ask them if they have a Murder Weapon, tell them you will hide it.

Once you get it, hide it in his car and called the cops and tell them you saw the car leaving a murder scene or something.

that is a good idea...or you could go to the local middle school and ask the gym teacher for some kiddie porn and hide it in his car

**Raoul-Duke** · 12-01-2006, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by apple123

well my xgf's new boyfriend egged my car last night

so i was wondering if anybody knows anything good i can do to his car

u could paintball his and her cars...cuz she was behind this as well probably.....

or..

spray paint his car with a buncha "huge pink cocks"

ummm yeah thats pretty good, how bout that?

**joerockhead** · 12-01-2006, 03:40 PM

What did you do to deserve the Eggin?

Confront him and ask him why?

Don't lower yourself to his level by messing with his car. You did not like it, and should learn from that.
Call the cops or call him.

Being a Man is so much harder and far more rewarding in life.

**s99ta** · 12-01-2006, 03:50 PM

call a towing company and tell them where it is and tell them you want it towed back to there shop and have a some work done to it like new tries, brakes, water pump.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 12-01-2006, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Vandalism is for cowards and pussies.

fight him

**Spaz** · 12-01-2006, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

fight him

+1...

or get a good set of and cuffs and chloroform... (use your own imagination here... a.k.a. hand cuff him to a walmart shoppiong cart return butt as nekked before he wakes up.)

**zbizkit** · 12-01-2006, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by The Real Spaz

+1...

or get a good set of and cuffs and chloroform... (use your own imagination here... a.k.a. hand cuff him to a walmart shoppiong cart return butt as nekked before he wakes up.)

a vicodin and a beer will make those panties drop for sure.

**zbizkit** · 12-01-2006, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by zbizkit

a vicodin and a beer will make those panties drop for sure.

ooops I am drunk wrong thread

**Tyler_LS1** · 12-01-2006, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by joerockhead

What did you do to deserve the Eggin?

Confront him and ask him why?

Don't lower yourself to his level by messing with his car. You did not like it, and should learn from that.
Call the cops or call him.

Being a Man is so much harder and far more rewarding in life.

**third_shift|studios** · 12-01-2006, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by FSANE

Find a local Gang. Ask them if they have a Murder Weapon, tell them you will hide it.

Once you get it, hide it in his car and called the cops and tell them you saw the car leaving a murder scene or something.

HAAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

best response of 2006!