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    Another blonde joke

    A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor
    in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the
    colors she wants. She says, “Now, in the living room, I’d like to
    have a neutral beige, very soft and warm.”
    The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then
    he goes to the window, leans out and yells, “Green side up!”
    The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the
    next room. She says, “In the dining room I’d lik e a light white,
    not stark, but very bright and airy.”
    The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then
    he goes to the window, leans out, and yells “Green side up!” The
    woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide.
    They wander further into the next room. She says, “In the bedroom,
    I’d like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue.”
    The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then
    once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells “Green side
    up!”
    This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, “Every time I
    tell you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window
    ‘Green side up.’ What on earth does that mean?”
    The contractor shakes his head and says, “I have four blondes laying
    sod across the street.”

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