Spaz joke of the day...

**Spaz** · 07-16-2007, 10:13 AM

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when
one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings

the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The
angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do
it again?"

He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you sh*t on its
head."

**burnws6** · 07-16-2007, 10:15 AM

hahahahah...classic...good shit as always...

**Spaz** · 07-16-2007, 10:22 AM

hehe...

**sgt0704** · 07-17-2007, 02:03 PM

that's fuckin awesome.

**Anthracis** · 07-17-2007, 06:24 PM

Sweet Revenge!

**Anthracis** · 07-17-2007, 06:29 PM

I got one for ya!

A drunk goes outside and falls flat on his face. He struggles to get up and falls forward flat on his face in some mud. He says F' it and just crawls his happy ass home. He is awakened in the morning face down in front of his door by his wife.

She says, "You were out drinking again weren't you?" He replies, "Yeah...how did you know?" She says, "You left your wheelchair at the bar again!"