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    The Best Advise you'll ever get

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

    With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    The moral of this story is:

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    So, if you had went straight up stairs, would you have gotten some ass?

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    Thats good....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadSeason View Post
    The moral of this story is:
    Nice Edster....nice...

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    Oldie but a goodie!

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    I need to see pix of sister horny minx .. you know .. just to make sure you did the right thing ..



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    Funny stuff!

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    that click here sealed the joke


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    Yup, old joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joerockhead View Post
    Yup, old joke.
    yep, and if it were true I'd punch the old man in the face for trying to fuck me over then I'd go give his daughter the deep banana blackout

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nastyfoot View Post
    yep, and if it were true I'd punch the old man in the face for trying to fuck me over then I'd go give his daughter the deep banana blackout
    Yeah, but that is why you are not married!!!!

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