Almost every night I take a shower, spank it, then go to bed.

**nitrox28** · 04-02-2007, 10:01 PM

But I was thinking about things tonight. That's kind of like washing your car then driving it through a thunderstorm. I should probably spank it THEN take a shower and go to bed. Then again, I might be so tired after rubbing one out I might just go to bed without taking a shower at all and that would be worse. I thought about jacking it IN the shower, but it's really hard to look at intrawebnet porn in there without soaking my laptop. I could wrap my computer in plastic wrap I guess. Hell I don't know.

**derrinx** · 04-02-2007, 10:05 PM

sounds like a dilemma...

**Blitzed** · 04-02-2007, 10:56 PM

Major problem.... you better find an answer before another night of ass back-wards masturbation

**98-LS1** · 04-03-2007, 04:08 AM

Wow, you never know what might be in one of these threads. Sounds like a situation you have there!

**00vertss** · 04-03-2007, 04:15 AM

Bro, get help or get laid.

**CaptainCaveMan** · 04-03-2007, 04:44 AM

Jack it before the shower.

**Spaz** · 04-03-2007, 05:02 AM

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-03-2007, 05:40 AM

Spank, Sleep, Shower in the morning. Problem solved

**91Z28** · 04-03-2007, 05:44 AM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

But I was thinking about things tonight. That's kind of like washing your car then driving it through a thunderstorm. I should probably spank it THEN take a shower and go to bed. Then again, I might be so tired after rubbing one out I might just go to bed without taking a shower at all and that would be worse. I thought about jacking it IN the shower, but it's really hard to look at intrawebnet porn in there without soaking my laptop. I could wrap my computer in plastic wrap I guess. Hell I don't know.

Well done man, well done.

**nitrox28** · 04-03-2007, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Spank, Sleep, Shower in the morning. Problem solved

Last time I did it that way I woke up stuck to the sheets

**StangKiller615** · 04-03-2007, 06:56 AM

We defiently have some comedians here.

**Chubs** · 04-03-2007, 02:50 PM

Don't over do it in the shower man cus if you do that too much everytime it rains you'll get a hard on. True story, lol.

**2001NBMZ28** · 04-03-2007, 02:59 PM

There's a time (age) limit on doing that stuff...plus you could go blind.

**my5thNewUsernameHere** · 04-03-2007, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by 2001NBMZ28

There's a time (age) limit on doing that stuff...plus you could go blind.

...not to mention the hairy palms!

**Oldladykiller** · 04-03-2007, 04:56 PM

just aim it away from ur face when u ejac... then u wont need another shower...

silver2002Z · 04-04-2007, 05:44 PM

the real spaz...where did you get that pic? i just died laughing......probobly because this thread to begin with made me chuckle....then your pic came up.......i almost pissed myself