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10-02-2006, 05:03 PM #1
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BlackCherry- Bad Ass 67 Camaro / 2010
Sailorisms
A shipmate of mine sent me this, made me laugh!!!
If any of you have ever been a Squid, you will like it.
SAILORISMS
Me and Willy were lollygagging by the scuttlebutt after being aloft to boy-butter up the antennas and were just perched on a bollard eyeballing a couple of bilge rats and flangeheads using crescent hammers to pack monkey shit around a fitting on a handybilly.
All of a sudden the dicksmith started hard-assing one of the deck apes for lifting his pogey bait. The pecker-checker was a sewer pipe sailor and the deckape was a gator. Maybe being blackshoes on a bird farm surrounded by a gaggle of cans didn't set right with either of those gobs.
The deck ape ran through the nearest hatch and dogged it tight because he knew the penis machinist was going to lay below, catch him between decks and punch him in the snot locker. He'd probably wind up on the binnacle list but Doc would find a way to gundeck the paper or deep six it to keep himself above board.
We heard the skivvywaver announced over the bitch box that the breadburners had creamed foreskins on toast and SOS ready on the mess decks so we cut and run to avoid the clusterfuck when the twidgets and cannon cockers knew chow was on.
We were balls to the wall for the barn and everyone was preparing to hit the beach as soon as we doubled-up and threw the brow over. I had a ditty bag full of fufu juice that I was gonna spread on thick for the bar hogs with those sweet Bosnias . Sure beats the hell out of brown bagging. Might even hit the acey-duecy club and try to hook up with a Westpac widow. They were always leaving snail trails on the dance floor on amateur night.
If you understand this, you're true blue and gold!
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10-03-2006, 11:27 AM #2
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silver- 1998 Z28
i get about 85% of it.
Semper
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10-03-2006, 01:54 PM #3
lol... I got most of it. I enlisted in the Navy, but I've spent the past 4 years with the Marines. Funny, I deal with the Binnacle list every day
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10-03-2006, 03:30 PM #4
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Black, Black- 2011 "Generic" Gasser
Get me 50 ft. of shore line boot!
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10-04-2006, 04:51 AM #5
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- Retired Outlaw Sum Bitch
Even after 30 years I undersood every word.
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