Are You F**king Kidding!!

[blackSS01]

I found the funnest shit just going through JEGS mag. If you have the new mag, go to the oils section. You will find the "Super Oil Filter" That Fram makes for $19.99. And then if you stay in oils, look up the "Not Street Legal" Valvoline Sythentic Oil. They really say that shit in the mag.

"Not Street Legal" Oil
"Super Oil Filter" Fram

[Y2KPewterSS]

On the next page is the "not street legal X plugs" that cost $11 per plug.

[blackSS01]

Don't have the mag in front of me, but will look to see when I can. Fucking dumbass Jegs. Would not doubt that they have those plugs and say that. Can't stop laughing,

[Nhra Firebird]

I had a beer bong named jegs... It had a jegs sticker on it... I miss jegs

[jd1666]

I had a beer bong named jegs... It had a jegs sticker on it... I miss jegs

[Nhra Firebird]

Jegs was like a legend around here... when i would get invited to party they would also say bring jegs too.

[Frankthetank]

lol how the hell is a oil non street legal???
I guess it must add 10 horsepower then huh? that'll go great with my NOS stickers...their 5 a piece...

Lol that makes as much sense as a pair of basketball cleats

[jd1666]

Jegs was like a legend around here... when i would get invited to party they would also say bring jegs too.

i understand what its like to loose one of them, me and my beer bong went everywhere, it was my first one and i was 16 i saved 20 dollars and decided to buy one. we had a great summer till one night i ran out of beer with a couple of buds and called my friend up down the street to go pick some more up if i drank there. well i forgot i was on probation at the time and was walking home (only about a 2 minute walk) and i saw flashing red and blue lights outside of my house.....long story short the pigs took him and i got arrested for my 2nd time for drinking at 16 and i still can no longer own one knowing it will never be the same as my best friend and i are no longer together

[markarvidson]

A lot of squids will buy those "special" items,they might as well take advantage of them.IMO

[Nhra Firebird]

i understand what its like to loose one of them, me and my beer bong went everywhere, it was my first one and i was 16 i saved 20 dollars and decided to buy one. we had a great summer till one night i ran out of beer with a couple of buds and called my friend up down the street to go pick some more up if i drank there. well i forgot i was on probation at the time and was walking home (only about a 2 minute walk) and i saw flashing red and blue lights outside of my house.....long story short the pigs took him and i got arrested for my 2nd time for drinking at 16 and i still can no longer own one knowing it will never be the same as my best friend and i are no longer together

I lost jegs at a halloween party... My friends and i got a breathalyzer and took it to the party to see who could blow the highest. After many beer bongs, cups of jungle juice and shots of jack i blew a .38 at the end of the night. At some point i left my guard down and jegs was stolen.

[jd1666]

I lost jegs at a halloween party... My friends and i got a breathalyzer and took it to the party to see who could blow the highest. After many beer bongs, cups of jungle juice and shots of jack i blew a .38 at the end of the night. At some point i left my guard down and jegs was stolen.

hahaha thats funny ive never done that, damn now i stick to jack and coke i cant stand drinking something that lasts more then 1 shot unless its being forced down with butter & the bong

[Sarge]

The not street legal oil is because of its high Phos content.....bad on catalytic converters....

[blackSS01]

The not street legal oil is because of its high Phos content.....bad on catalytic converters....

That makes sense. Didn't think of that, but its still funny.

[zero_proto]

sarge is smart

[blackSS01]

Sarge is smart. Thats why we have him here, to educate.

[Frankthetank]

sarge must have went to college.....

LUCKY!

[jd1666]

sarge must have went to college.....

LUCKY!

No frank, i think he just finished high school

[bandit95]

No frank, i think he just finished high school

[blackSS01]

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