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03-19-2007, 06:04 PM #1
Womens needs!
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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03-19-2007, 06:14 PM #2
wow man, that was awesome, women sicken me often times, but i still wanna fuck em
MAD PROPS
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03-19-2007, 06:14 PM #3
you didnt buy her the shit did u ?
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03-19-2007, 06:15 PM #4
it was a joke he didnt really do it
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03-19-2007, 06:20 PM #5
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Yeah, he just copy and pasted that story from somewhere else and didn't give credit, I read it like a year ago.
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03-19-2007, 06:21 PM #6
mother f'er, i though somebody actually told a woman to get fucked for once
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03-19-2007, 06:27 PM #7
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03-19-2007, 06:30 PM #8semicharmedGuest
wow! you are so c-l-e-v-e-r!!! I'll be dying to meet someone like you!
That's so hot!
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03-19-2007, 06:37 PM #9
funny stuff taking it to work tomorrow lol
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03-19-2007, 07:10 PM #10
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03-19-2007, 07:22 PM #11
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welcome to 1998
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03-19-2007, 07:27 PM #12
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03-19-2007, 07:46 PM #13
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03-19-2007, 07:51 PM #14
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Arctic White Hardtop- '98 Formula M6
yeah I found it on some ricer forum called "street scene" or somthing like that.
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03-20-2007, 04:30 AM #15
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03-20-2007, 04:42 AM #16
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Wish I could pull something like that on my useless woman, I haven't been laid in a few weeks. Back to the same old shit again, damnit I wish I could find a good woman out there somewhere.
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03-20-2007, 06:17 AM #17
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03-20-2007, 06:24 AM #18
an oldie but a goodie....
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