I came so so SOOO close to punching a 14 year old girl in the face tonight.

**nitrox28** · 06-10-2007, 11:51 PM

I actually had to calm myself down and remember where I was and who I was with. My wife son and I were at the mall this afternoon and this stupid little bitch was walking in front of us with 7 or 8 of her dumbass friands. My wife told me to read their bright hot pink shirts. It read: "Free Paris! Jail Is NOT Hot". I didn't mean to, but outloud and a little loud I looked at my wife and said something along the lines of THAT'S THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIRT I'VE EVER SEEN! One of them turned around and said something like "Paris shouldn't be in jail because she's rich and famous. She's too pretty to be in jail."

So I told her to turn around and keep walking. Damn I wanted to knock her out. Kinda bad to say I guess. Anyhoo, fuck Paris and anyone and everyone supporting her. Have a good evening.

**ATCharming** · 06-10-2007, 11:58 PM

oh god. now, was this mall 2story? were u on the 2nd floor? was there a balcony????

**ATCharming** · 06-10-2007, 11:59 PM

paris deserves to be fed her own shit.
she is not pretty. she is famous cuz of her fucking dad. if it was all up to her, shed be living in a box righ now. dumbest fucking celebrity ever

**burnws6** · 06-11-2007, 12:04 AM

its the hormones dude.....chill....if you do punch them though...careful with the braces..

**sgt0704** · 06-11-2007, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

paris deserves to be fed her own shit.
she is not pretty. she is famous cuz of her fucking dad. if it was all up to her, shed be living in a box righ now. dumbest fucking celebrity ever

correction:

she is pretty.

everything else is correct though.

you may proceed.

**94z28l** · 06-11-2007, 12:08 AM

i think south park depicted her perfectly

**burnws6** · 06-11-2007, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by 94z28l

i think south park depicted her perfectly

i love that episode
...especially when tinker bell commits suicide

**nitrox28** · 06-11-2007, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by burnws6

careful with the braces..

On my kawk?

**MagicMan** · 06-11-2007, 04:19 AM

bad parenting strikes again. her parents should be killed

**third_shift|studios** · 06-11-2007, 04:21 AM

this is the greatest story of ls1.com history

well done, sir...would have been even better if you had gone chuck norris on her ass

**Spaz** · 06-11-2007, 05:08 AM

you should have told her "well i guess if she killed you mother while she was driving drunk that you'd still think she is to pretty wouldn't you... stupid gash..." then she will changer her simple little mind... got to love mental midgets...

**minty99z** · 06-11-2007, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

paris deserves to be fed her own shit.
she is not pretty. she is famous cuz of her fucking dad. if it was all up to her, shed be living in a box righ now. dumbest fucking celebrity ever

Actually she and her dad are famous because of her Grandfather.....her dad is a loser too.

**andrew rs** · 06-11-2007, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by minty99z

Actually she and her dad are famous because of her Grandfather.....her dad is a loser too.

**NE98LS1** · 06-11-2007, 08:56 AM

well dont worry everyone, i saw today that in an interview with barbara walters she's gonna stop acting dumb b/c it's not cute anymore.

**rbob93** · 06-11-2007, 08:59 AM

Geezuz dude!
You've been stressing lately haven't you??

**SLIM_DURST** · 06-11-2007, 09:08 AM

I think she was being sarcastic and was wearing the shirt as a joke. if not, then her fukkin dumbness is her own punishment in itself.

**AiDRocks** · 06-11-2007, 09:26 AM

Paris is a dumb biotch if you ask me. Stupid little mall rats!

**MORBIDVISIONS** · 06-11-2007, 09:37 AM

I loved it in court when Paris found out she was going back to the "house of pain" Paris-"mooooooooooom!!! Its not fair!!!! wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"
Muuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhhhh Muuuuuuuaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! Life sucks when the rules apply even if your rich!! hhehe

**ATCharming** · 06-11-2007, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by minty99z

Actually she and her dad are famous because of her Grandfather.....her dad is a loser too.

sorry... my bad. lol

**blackSS01** · 06-11-2007, 01:01 PM

Paris is the nastiest looking celeb I have ever seen. Only way I would fuck her is in the ass with out lube and with a good old donkey punch to the back of her skull. She should rot for life.