Whats the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

**FantaZGuy28** · 09-28-2007, 05:17 PM

A drunk drives through a stop sign... and a stoner waits for it to turn green.

**JwMonE99** · 09-28-2007, 05:33 PM

Lol took me a second to get it

**Hi-Po** · 09-28-2007, 05:35 PM

I drive into stop signs.

**BlueBomber** · 09-28-2007, 05:46 PM

Ive heard that one before but its SO true

**B34M3R** · 09-28-2007, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by FantaZGuy28

A drunk drives through a stop sign... and a stoner waits for it to turn green.

omg, I've SO been there.....

On the green light one anyways....

**burnws6** · 09-28-2007, 06:48 PM

A recent study shows that smoking "normal" amounts of marijuna, does not impair driving skills....

**Blitzed** · 09-28-2007, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by burnws6

A recent study shows that smoking "normal" amounts of marijuna, does not impair driving skills....

I'll be sure to tell the cop that pulls me over that a cop told me that

**burnws6** · 09-28-2007, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Blitzed

I'll be sure to tell the cop that pulls me over that a cop told me that

lol.....you shouldnt let him find out that ure high in the first place

**67CamaroRSSS** · 09-28-2007, 07:23 PM

How many "green" lights you wait thru determines your level of being stoned....

**B34M3R** · 09-28-2007, 07:36 PM

I've got a buddy who always treated red lights like stop signs when he stoned... the worst part was, when I was driving behind him, I always almost followed him through... and then I'd have the WTF moment

**ATCharming** · 09-28-2007, 08:03 PM

that is so goddamn funny hahaha

**astyles** · 09-28-2007, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by burnws6

A recent study shows that smoking "normal" amounts of marijuna, does not impair driving skills....

in fact inhances them

**71skylark** · 09-28-2007, 08:14 PM

**71skylark** · 09-28-2007, 08:15 PM

usually when im drunk i dont remember, but stoned im usually a great driver.

**JwMonE99** · 09-28-2007, 09:08 PM

For some reason I feel like I drive better high altho everyone tells me I come close to hitting trees and cop cars???

**ATCharming** · 09-28-2007, 09:09 PM

i can tell i suck at driving when im high (which isnt often and has been a while)... but i dont like it... i hate driving if im tired, or intoxicated at all

**71skylark** · 09-28-2007, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

i can tell i suck at driving when im high (which isnt often and has been a while)... but i dont like it... i hate driving if im tired, or intoxicated at all

thats the exact opposite for me i love driving when im high.

**B34M3R** · 09-28-2007, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by 71skylark

thats the exact opposite for me i love driving when im high.

Ditto...

Your actual driving skills really arent hampered at all... however...... your attention span usally is.

**b.lee** · 10-03-2007, 09:25 AM

gotta love dem trees.
if your used to smokin, you ok driving
if you dont normally smoke, better not try driving afterwards.

**02ultraZ** · 10-03-2007, 12:19 PM

yo this one time i was cruisin at 1am with my friend

and we pull up to this stop light and there are two cars infront of us. The next thing we notice the light is still red but the two cars in front of us are nowhere in sight, left, right or straight. We didn't really ever find out how many cycles of the light we were sitting there for. It was just funny cuz we both realized it at the same time and were like