rednari
06-13-2008, 12:10 PM
Whilst enjoying a Jack rocks at my favorite haunt, a storyteller asked me if he could purloin a drink. I replied to such inquiry that if wished to purloin libation, then he must descibe the difference between circuit and drag racing in poetic fashion. He must also relate such tale in loud enough terms so as to be heard by the establishment's entirety.
The story teller nimbly related the following: "Circuit racing is when two or more guys drop their pants and stroke up and down furiously. The object of course being the first to shoot wins. While drag occurs if the participants are wearing bra and panties under their clothes while competing."
Whereupon, the body present broke into raucous laughter, and this scribe ordered said storyteller's favorite libation forthwit. Fini.
The story teller nimbly related the following: "Circuit racing is when two or more guys drop their pants and stroke up and down furiously. The object of course being the first to shoot wins. While drag occurs if the participants are wearing bra and panties under their clothes while competing."
Whereupon, the body present broke into raucous laughter, and this scribe ordered said storyteller's favorite libation forthwit. Fini.