funny kill today

[SpeedAddict38]

last week i was going down the road and this guy in a mazda sr7 or some crap like that (its a suv lookin car thats sits lower and sporty lookin) comes right up on my bumper as i get off my exit. i thought if i catch u with room to race u will eat my dust.

well today fixin to get on the interstate and look over and guess whats siting beside me at the red light, lol yep that dude in the mazda. hes got his music blasting and arm hung out the side of his door looking cooler than the water in a swimmimg pool. next red light is a short distance and on green i give him a little taste of black betty. next light turns and we get on the interstate and i get as close as i can to his bumper we are going 100 mph. I peak over to see if anything is in the next lane....got some room so i roar by the piece of dung bump it up to 115. i get back over in the far left lane again and slow down and here he comes going to do his little fly by. I nail it this time put many lenghts on him. slow back down to look at joe cools face and see what he has to say. when he goes by doesnt even look over. owned.......

moral of the story.......if u wanna race trade the grocery getter in for a real car :kick:

[89Firebird2.8]

I believe that car was a MazdaSpeed3. I hear they're pretty fast as far as riceburners go. Come stock with a turbo. 2.3L 263 hp I4
Horsepower 263 @ 5500 RPM
Torque (lb-ft) 280 @ 3000 RPM

Looks something like this.
http://fp.images.autos.msn.com/merismus/YearGlance/y460857a.jpg

[89Firebird2.8]

Or it could be this: CX-7
http://fp.images.autos.msn.com/merismus/gallery/c459433a.jpg

2.3L 244 hp I4 Turbocharged
Horsepower 244 @ 5000 RPM
Torque (lb-ft) 258 @ 2500 RPM

[SpeedAddict38]

I believe that car was a MazdaSpeed3. I hear they're pretty fast as far as riceburners go. Come stock with a turbo. 2.3L 263 hp I4
Horsepower 263 @ 5500 RPM
Torque (lb-ft) 280 @ 3000 RPM

Looks something like this.
http://fp.images.autos.msn.com/merismus/YearGlance/y460857a.jpg



looks close...whats letters /numbers would be on the back ?

[SpeedAddict38]

Or it could be this: CX-7
http://fp.images.autos.msn.com/merismus/gallery/c459433a.jpg

2.3L 244 hp I4 Turbocharged
Horsepower 244 @ 5000 RPM
Torque (lb-ft) 258 @ 2500 RPM


thats it right there

[derrinx]

eww... he tried racing you in an suv? wow...i could understand the 3 but the cx-7? come on

[SpeedAddict38]

eww... he tried racing you in an suv? wow...i could understand the 3 but the cx-7? come on


bet its the last time he wants some of an LS1

[ImpalaSSpeed96]

I'd be careful about pickin on the grocery getters..... You might end up wonderin how the hell next time you line up against one.:ughlaugh:

[GetSome04]

you should of shot him in the face :uzi: lol

[Too Fast]

Normally I just laugh when things like this want to play, I look at the driver and smile with a look like "you want me to risk a big ticket against that thing?" but sometimes.............

[Roastem]

thats it right there

waste of gas

[N20LT4]

I don't even bother to put stress on my motor for cars like that.

[SpeedAddict38]

I don't even bother to put stress on my motor for cars like that.



gotta take my ls1 out for a walk sometimes.....i only hit 115

[SpeedAddict38]

Normally I just laugh when things like this want to play, I look at the driver and smile with a look like "you want me to risk a big ticket against that thing?" but sometimes.............



he was just really cocky......seen him more than once after work cutting in and out of traffic....felt like he needed an attitude adjustment....the day he ran up on my bumper when I was getting off at my exit pissed me off

[secondgearscratch]

god what the hell is wrong with people, and mazda for that matter.

mazda is like the metrosexual's motoring company, and theyve recently taken the crown from bmw, who have for many years given transportation to some of the toughest, slick haired, clean shaven, well groomed, face masking, starbucks frappucinno sipping metros this side of the atlantic....

[Too Fast]

god what the hell is wrong with people, and mazda for that matter.

mazda is like the metrosexual's motoring company, and theyve recently taken the crown from bmw, who have for many years given transportation to some of the toughest, slick haired, clean shaven, well groomed, face masking, starbucks frappucinno sipping metros this side of the atlantic....

LOL!

[Roastem]

god what the hell is wrong with people, and mazda for that matter.

mazda is like the metrosexual's motoring company, and theyve recently taken the crown from bmw, who have for many years given transportation to some of the toughest, slick haired, clean shaven, well groomed, face masking, starbucks frappucinno sipping metros this side of the atlantic....


:lol:

I'd love to see that in the next issue of car & driver magazine!

[sharptransam]

you should of shot him in the face :uzi: lol

^I like where his head's at.:uzi:

[sharptransam]

Or it could be this: CX-7
http://fp.images.autos.msn.com/merismus/gallery/c459433a.jpg

2.3L 244 hp I4 Turbocharged
Horsepower 244 @ 5000 RPM
Torque (lb-ft) 258 @ 2500 RPM

It's the love-child of a rx8 and a PT cruiser!:hug:

[texinteg]

Riding his bumper at 100mph is a real smart move. All he would have had to do is hit his brakes and you would have been buying him a new mazda. there would be no way you could react quick enough at those speeds to not hit him if you were as close as you say you were. This is why I dont like racing people on the street cause they pull stupid shit like this. I dont mind having a little fun but thats just reckless.

[SpeedAddict38]

Riding his bumper at 100mph is a real smart move. All he would have had to do is hit his brakes and you would have been buying him a new mazda. there would be no way you could react quick enough at those speeds to not hit him if you were as close as you say you were. This is why I dont like racing people on the street cause they pull stupid shit like this. I dont mind having a little fun but thats just reckless.


@ 100 he is not going to hit his brakes....I got a better one than that ...raced a Lexus SUV, had no room to pass so @ 125 mph I got probally a foot of his bumper just to let him know who the boss was

[texinteg]

Whos to say he wouldnt hit his brakes. Maybe he doesnt like his car and feels like getting a new one. All he would have had to do was hit the brakes enough for you to smash into him and it would be all over.

[SpeedAddict38]

Whos to say he wouldnt hit his brakes. Maybe he doesnt like his car and feels like getting a new one. All he would have had to do was hit the brakes enough for you to smash into him and it would be all over.


first of all probally going to kill both of us and insurance doesnt pay if u wreck while racing.......and no its not smart to do

[texinteg]

Yeah but there are crazy people out there. Would you tell the cop that you were racing? I doubt he would. Also what if something spooked him in the rd and he hit his brakes. Riding peoples bumpers is not cool. I have been rear ended by some punk ass ricer kid becuase he was riding my ass and not paying attention. We werent racing but he had been reving it at me from behind me for about 3 miles(single lane rd) well the person in front of me decided that they were gonna turn last minute without signaling so I hit the brakes so I would hit them and the ricer behind me plowed into me.

[SpeedAddict38]

Yeah but there are crazy people out there. Would you tell the cop that you were racing? I doubt he would. Also what if something spooked him in the rd and he hit his brakes. Riding peoples bumpers is not cool. I have been rear ended by some punk ass ricer kid becuase he was riding my ass and not paying attention. We werent racing but he had been reving it at me from behind me for about 3 miles(single lane rd) well the person in front of me decided that they were gonna turn last minute without signaling so I hit the brakes so I would hit them and the ricer behind me plowed into me.

I wouldnt tell but the other people on the road would have....lol wait a minute, u were following to close or u wouldnt have had to slam on the brakes

[RagTop]

If you get all the way up to three figures on the speedo and you still haven't determined who's won the race, maybe you didn't. Drag racing should be from a stop and it's pretty obvious who won by the time you hit 50mph. The guy who's behind at 50mph will act like an ass and keep trying, the guy who's ahead already proved his point, so why take the crazy risk?

[SpeedAddict38]

If you get all the way up to three figures on the speedo and you still haven't determined who's won the race, maybe you didn't. Drag racing should be from a stop and it's pretty obvious who won by the time you hit 50mph. The guy who's behind at 50mph will act like an ass and keep trying, the guy who's ahead already proved his point, so why take the crazy risk?

o ok next time I am on the interstate I will stop and just drag race till 100 .....no danger of getting hit that way :kick:

[BLKCLOUD]

When an idiot tailgates me at highway speeds or above, I just gradually slow down.

Following someone that close at that high of speed is looney tunes. Don't care what the situation is or why it is being done. It is stupid, and if you're stupid enough to do it, then its quite likely that there is someone else on the road stupid enough to try and make you pay for it.

Bob

[SpeedAddict38]

When an idiot tailgates me at highway speeds or above, I just gradually slow down.

Following someone that close at that high of speed is looney tunes. Don't care what the situation is or why it is being done. It is stupid, and if you're stupid enough to do it, then its quite likely that there is someone else on the road stupid enough to try and make you pay for it.

Bob


I was drafting thank you :hyper:

[BLKCLOUD]

Ya. And to think I originally thought I was reading a post from someone in high school.

Silly me.

[SpeedAddict38]

Ya. And to think I originally thought I was reading a post from someone in high school.

Silly me.


keep on reading posts on here u will find lots of crazy ole hot rodders :rockon:

[BLKCLOUD]

Yup. I resemble that remark. Just not as dumb.

[SpeedAddict38]

Yup. I resemble that remark. Just not as dumb.
:drivin:

[burnws6]

You noobs need to calm down...I hate unnecesary tailgating....but sometimes, its acceptable....Its a stupid idea to hit ure breaks...even if your going 15mph...It's a more aggresive way of flashing ure lights or something when u tailgait...hey everyone is entitled to their opinion... :wtcslap:

[SpeedAddict38]

You noobs need to calm down...I hate unnecesary tailgating....but sometimes, its acceptable....Its a stupid idea to hit ure breaks...even if your going 15mph...It's a more aggresive way of flashing ure lights or something when u tailgait...hey everyone is entitled to their opinion... :wtcslap:


put the cuffs on them burns :lock:

[burnws6]

hope they like furry ones.... :lol:

[SpeedAddict38]

hope they like furry ones.... :lol:


see if u can use killerb2300 model cuffs :ughlaugh::nana:

[Too Fast]

I "brake checked" a marked sheriff once, I saw him tailgating somebody just before he did it to me. I stopped in front of my house, (of course he followed me and immediately was on the radio checking my plates) got the mail and was ignoring him. He got out and asked to see my license and I said why. He said "It's called illegal use of the brakes when someone is following too close" I couldn't believe his arrogance. I said, didn't you see that squirrel I almost hit? I was in my '67 428 GTO at the time. No ticket..........

[Roastem]

Unfortunately being an asshole is not a deal breaker when it comes to getting a job as a police officer.

[texinteg]

I wouldnt tell but the other people on the road would have....lol wait a minute, u were following to close or u wouldnt have had to slam on the brakes


I was not following to close. We were traveling about 55mph when the guy in front of me decides he was gonna make a left hand turn last minute and slams on his brakes without signaling the turn. Even with the 2 second rule I would still have to slam on my brakes to not hit him and when I did the ricer behind me hit me. I am not a newbie Burn. I just dont post whore. I have been on this site about a year longer then you. I do more reading then posting unless its something that I feel I need to post. I have been posting more recently because I have been able to be on the interenet more at work with my new position.

[burnws6]

Unfortunately being an asshole is not a deal breaker when it comes to getting a job as a police officer.

no sir :aussie: :lol: its actually a requirement

[sharptransam]

Jeez, lets all have a 'proper driving' thread. Let the poor guy tell the damn story and let it go.

[burnws6]

:worship: well put

[Neenjah]

gotta take my ls1 out for a walk sometimes.....i only hit 115

yeah thats only like 2.3k rpms lol

[SpeedAddict38]

I was not following to close. We were traveling about 55mph when the guy in front of me decides he was gonna make a left hand turn last minute and slams on his brakes without signaling the turn. Even with the 2 second rule I would still have to slam on my brakes to not hit him and when I did the ricer behind me hit me. I am not a newbie Burn. I just dont post whore. I have been on this site about a year longer then you. I do more reading then posting unless its something that I feel I need to post. I have been posting more recently because I have been able to be on the interenet more at work with my new position.


looks like I control my car better @ 100+ than u do at 55 :Poke:

[SpeedAddict38]

yeah thats only like 2.3k rpms lol


its cool how the ls1 can cruise along at 100 with the gas barely down :happy:

[SpeedAddict38]

I "brake checked" a marked sheriff once, I saw him tailgating somebody just before he did it to me. I stopped in front of my house, (of course he followed me and immediately was on the radio checking my plates) got the mail and was ignoring him. He got out and asked to see my license and I said why. He said "It's called illegal use of the brakes when someone is following too close" I couldn't believe his arrogance. I said, didn't you see that squirrel I almost hit? I was in my '67 428 GTO at the time. No ticket..........



good excuse :yup:

[texinteg]

looks like I control my car better @ 100+ than u do at 55 :Poke:


I can control my vehicle just fine. Did I ever say I ever say I was in my Trans am? I was driving my lifted Cherokee on 33" tires. needless to say it doesnt stop as fast as my trans am. Thats why I had to slam on my brakes.

[SpeedAddict38]

I can control my vehicle just fine. Did I ever say I ever say I was in my Trans am? I was driving my lifted Cherokee on 33" tires. needless to say it doesnt stop as fast as my trans am. Thats why I had to slam on my brakes.



u need to allow for more distance if u r driving something like that then

[secondgearscratch]

If you get all the way up to three figures on the speedo and you still haven't determined who's won the race, maybe you didn't. Drag racing should be from a stop and it's pretty obvious who won by [/B[B]]the time you hit 50mph. The guy who's behind at 50mph will act like an ass and keep trying, the guy who's ahead already proved his point, so why take the crazy risk?

this could possibly be the stupidest thing ive heard all day (and thats a hard title to achieve, being that ive been high for a few hours with my buddy).

yeah because god forbid a drag race at the track goes past 50. i would bow out too if i happened to bog the launch and was behind a bit at half track or sooner. why not? all ready obvious what the outcome is....

whos really gonna give up after 50, and how are you an ass if you continue to race? unless of course you only trap 50 mph, or your a douche bag or a civic owner, which consequently enough doubles as being a douche bag.

bad form indeed, though i think randy needs to get back to church to redeem his reckless driving habits....

it isnt worth getting ass raped in jail over a metrosexual suv

[SpeedAddict38]

[/b]

this could possibly be the stupidest thing ive heard all day (and thats a hard title to achieve, being that ive been high for a few hours with my buddy).

yeah because god forbid a drag race at the track goes past 50. i would bow out too if i happened to bog the launch and was behind a bit at half track or sooner. why not? all ready obvious what the outcome is....

whos really gonna give up after 50, and how are you an ass if you continue to race? unless of course you only trap 50 mph, or your a douche bag or a civic owner, which consequently enough doubles as being a douche bag.

bad form indeed, though i think randy needs to get back to church to redeem his reckless driving habits....

it isnt worth getting ass raped in jail over a metrosexual suv

:bravo::yourock::burnout:

[sharptransam]

it isnt worth getting ass raped in jail over a metrosexual suv[/QUOTE]

:bat: but I bet they get the fag from the SUV first.:kick: hahaha, j/k

why does everyone these days think their car is so fast?

[Hot Black Trans-Am]

it isnt worth getting ass raped in jail over a metrosexual suv

:bat: but I bet they get the fag from the SUV first.:kick: hahaha, j/k

why does everyone these days think their car is so fast?[/quote]


Didn't you hear the zoom zoom zoom as he was driving giving him that extra 80HP?

[sharptransam]

yeah, the metallic orange color adds 100+ horses. I mean, come on. it's new right? it should outrun everything older.