01T-TopToy
06-23-2006, 04:45 PM
Well I am rolling on 405 North heading home, just listening to some old Static-X to unwind and this guy ( I call him HondaTurd) slides up along side me and rips off two hard rev's, my first thought is Oh wow, you ok ? You DID not just rev at me....
I haven't gotten an SAE adjusted dyno yet, but the last one I did was 367.4 rwhp, A4 (shift points modded) small stall, most basic mods etc so I am not overly terrified of HondaTurd..Let me explain, 99-02 Prelude ( dunno if it's SI or not, didnt even look) Fart Can, bad neon's and has the loose car dancing hippopotamus look of backyard Hubert gas cut coils ( bounce bounce sway.. fight to stay in lane) GIANT Greddy sticker across the hood and fender and H&R stickers ( I think) some other vinyl plastered here and there...BZzzzzzzzzzzzzoowww BZZZZZZZzoooow is sorta what I heard...
I toss him a * Are you ok ??* Look and he readjusts his deathlock on the steering wheel with his left hand, and glares at me like I just asked his mom for an overly physical moment of romance. I am so perturbed at this point, I stab the horn three times....bam bam bam.. His nose lifts and I simply disappear, no No2 from him, no turbo, no nadda...
I am now 1-3 gallons of gas poorer..... (sigh) I gotta get an Escort or a Corsica or something for back to work trips.
Sorry to burn up your minutes, just wanted to vent.
PS HondaTurd is term I heard elsewhere, just thought it applied... :drivin:
I haven't gotten an SAE adjusted dyno yet, but the last one I did was 367.4 rwhp, A4 (shift points modded) small stall, most basic mods etc so I am not overly terrified of HondaTurd..Let me explain, 99-02 Prelude ( dunno if it's SI or not, didnt even look) Fart Can, bad neon's and has the loose car dancing hippopotamus look of backyard Hubert gas cut coils ( bounce bounce sway.. fight to stay in lane) GIANT Greddy sticker across the hood and fender and H&R stickers ( I think) some other vinyl plastered here and there...BZzzzzzzzzzzzzoowww BZZZZZZZzoooow is sorta what I heard...
I toss him a * Are you ok ??* Look and he readjusts his deathlock on the steering wheel with his left hand, and glares at me like I just asked his mom for an overly physical moment of romance. I am so perturbed at this point, I stab the horn three times....bam bam bam.. His nose lifts and I simply disappear, no No2 from him, no turbo, no nadda...
I am now 1-3 gallons of gas poorer..... (sigh) I gotta get an Escort or a Corsica or something for back to work trips.
Sorry to burn up your minutes, just wanted to vent.
PS HondaTurd is term I heard elsewhere, just thought it applied... :drivin: