suede
12-16-2008, 01:36 AM
So I raped a Eagle Talon on the interstate the other day.....:lol:
I'll keep this short....so im pissed cuz my gun was stolen, go run through the gears on the intrerstate, go a few miles-offramp, get gas, go in, pay, walk back out......heres where it gets good, so theres a couple of kids in an eagle talon (subs blaring rattling the car like the piece of shit it is), as i walk twards my car in the lot, the kid rolls down his window so his quiermosexual music spills into the open and rapes my ears.... I give one of those you gotta be kidding me looks and unlock my car (the kid apparently thinks i should have praised him for his shit-tastic music)... I take my time take a sip of pop make sure the cutouts are open, then on the start just give the throttle a tap as it starts to take off so it hits 2k and comes back down(at this point the driver turns to his even more of a duchebag passenger and says something along the lines of "dude check that out, he must have a hemi"...... so i idle out of hte parking lot----these tools follow me, i take my exit back to rapid-------these tools follow me, so ok enough is enough i get in to the passing lane on the open interstate and sure enough here comes first gear freddy wound to the nuts gonna fly by me, but this is expected as im already in 4th just waiting to do the throw-down into 3rd.....well he doesnt have alot of speed behind him b/c of him riding my ass the whole time so just as he gets even i hit my shift, intantly am goin the same speed and walk...no run away from him....well that made my day a lil brighter and with losing the gun and all i suppose i could stand to do it again.... so i slow up and 'ol rocket racer catches up, this time he is going the same speed and still has the nerve to run me again, but give the mental midget some credit he did know the 3 honk rule, and BAM start of 3rd hes beside me, end of 3rd hes in my rearview mirror, 4th i think he took an off ramp he was nowhere to be seen, and i didn't bother looking back in 5th......
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I'll keep this short....so im pissed cuz my gun was stolen, go run through the gears on the intrerstate, go a few miles-offramp, get gas, go in, pay, walk back out......heres where it gets good, so theres a couple of kids in an eagle talon (subs blaring rattling the car like the piece of shit it is), as i walk twards my car in the lot, the kid rolls down his window so his quiermosexual music spills into the open and rapes my ears.... I give one of those you gotta be kidding me looks and unlock my car (the kid apparently thinks i should have praised him for his shit-tastic music)... I take my time take a sip of pop make sure the cutouts are open, then on the start just give the throttle a tap as it starts to take off so it hits 2k and comes back down(at this point the driver turns to his even more of a duchebag passenger and says something along the lines of "dude check that out, he must have a hemi"...... so i idle out of hte parking lot----these tools follow me, i take my exit back to rapid-------these tools follow me, so ok enough is enough i get in to the passing lane on the open interstate and sure enough here comes first gear freddy wound to the nuts gonna fly by me, but this is expected as im already in 4th just waiting to do the throw-down into 3rd.....well he doesnt have alot of speed behind him b/c of him riding my ass the whole time so just as he gets even i hit my shift, intantly am goin the same speed and walk...no run away from him....well that made my day a lil brighter and with losing the gun and all i suppose i could stand to do it again.... so i slow up and 'ol rocket racer catches up, this time he is going the same speed and still has the nerve to run me again, but give the mental midget some credit he did know the 3 honk rule, and BAM start of 3rd hes beside me, end of 3rd hes in my rearview mirror, 4th i think he took an off ramp he was nowhere to be seen, and i didn't bother looking back in 5th......
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